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Teacher: U idiots! At your age Einstein ranked first in class. Wt abtu..? Student: Sir at your age Hitler committed suicide..! Wt abt u..?
2)Judge-is sardar ke dono kan kaat do. Sardar-nahin mai andha hojaunga. Judge-kan katne se andha kaise hoga? Sardar-chashma kya tere baap ke kan pe bethaunga
2 Sardar ko 2 Bumb mile … 1 st Sardar : chal police ko de k aate hai . 2nd Sardar agar koi Bumb raaste me phat gaya to 1 st Sardar : jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha …..
2)1 Sardar rail ki patri per so gaya 1 Aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho ? Train aayegi to mar jao ge . Sardar mere upper se jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi huwa Train kya cheez hai